You can fly into Glasgow Airport, pick up a hire car and set of to explore Scotland. When you reach Broadford you may pass by the Co-Op and then turn left at the Broadford Hotel. That’s where it can all goes wrong.
There is a strong chance that you are about to encounter your first Single Track Road of the journey. Maybe the first one of your life…
You have found yourself on a narrow strip of tarmac with passing places that stretches from Broadford to Elgol. 17 miles of potential fear and panic. You may have spent your life in London New York, Paris, Tokyo or the like and never had the inclination to do much driving. your roads are congested, the chance of a parking space slim and the public transport plentiful and efficient. But when you arrive in Scotland where the roads are empty(ish) parking aplenty and public transport a little less plentiful you are handed the keys of a Fiat 500, then with a cheery smile waved off on an adventure into the unknown. An adventure that can end up as a Deliverance style nightmare on the Elgol road.
I have seen many things on the Elgol road. I have witnessed buses stopping on the middle of it to disgorge a torrent of passengers onto the road to photograph highland cows while we wait patiently behind them. I have seen young drivers getting so worked up and confused that they burst into tears instead of getting out of the way of the oncoming traffic while we wait patiently behind them. I have witnessed two drivers refusing to back down demanding the other reverse back to a passing place while we wait patiently behind them. I have held my breath as drivers pulled into a passing place that wasn’t there and risked plummeting down a rocky slope to their doom. I have waved frantically, flashed lights, hooted horn and sworn loudly at foreign drivers accustomed to driving on the other side of the road pulled into the passing place on the wrong side. The same passing place as I am heading. I have then waited patiently as they reversed erratically back onto the road.
I have laughed manically as cars zoomed straight off down the Kilbride road instead of following the curve of the Elgol road. They brake violently when they realise their mistake but I am already happily ahead of them. I have trundled along behind cars with a driver and passenger gesticulating furiously at a sat-nav while on a single track dead end road as if getting angry with a screen will make them any less lost.
A journey to Elgol should take about half an hour but in Summer it can take a morning or afternoon. It can be a soul destroying trip, so here are some top tips on driving it.
Keep out of my way.
Don’t drive at ten miles an hour.
If you do then a car will appear inches behind you with flashing lights, a loud horn and swear words.
Don’t stop to photograph an eagle, it’s a buzzard.
It’s the left. always the left.
A passing place isn’t a lay-by
A passing place isn’t a car-park
A passing place isn’t an overnight stop for campervans.
If you don’t heed the last three then you are a dick and will end up with a sheep’s head hidden in your vehicle.
Sheep have right of way.
Passing places with a diamond shaped sign are cooler than ones with a square sign.
The Elgol bus has priority over everybody.
The other vehicle that has priority is Love Skye Photography’s car. She has a wedding she can’t be late for. If you impede her she will kill you.
She will not lose sleep over your death.
Enjoy Elgol when/if you make it there. It is very pretty.